slob fetish

an off shoot of a fat fetish which involves a disregard for hygiene, being messy, hedonism, sweat,gas and sometimes scat and water sports}

person 1 "i heard that guy has a slob fetish"
person 2 "weird flex but okay"

by coolnerd22 May 10, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

Slob meat

The act of giving head.

Last night my boyfriend looked so good , I couldn’t help but get on my knees for him and slob meat.

by hidear November 5, 2017

slobadon

One who is a disgusting person, eats excessively. Essentially, an extreme slob.

Man, did you see Absalon? He's such a slobadon.

by EthanK March 4, 2008

bust slob

To make out with someone.

Dang, you bust slob with two women last night- unlike Phil, who just slobs on himself.

by stop it loser January 21, 2009

Slobbyist

Fat, middle aged trolls that hide behind an alias on escort review boards. Their purpose is to insult, defame and harm an adult entertainer’s reputation. Their misogynistic attitude is prevalent in their critically unflattering reviews and board posts.

...a bunch of old fat slobbyists can't even get laid 4-pay have nothing better to do than use TER to whine about others! misogynist board troll

by Sophie4U June 25, 2016

Slobber Copter

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis

After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter

by ChazBente November 17, 2018