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Smithered 

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
Smithered by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar
I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!
Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

slither.io

The most fucking addicting game ever, if you don't play it in school you might be a faggot.
Bill: Wanna play some slither.io?
Roberts: wtf is that?
Bill: kys
slither.io by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Shittered 

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."
Shittered by Heav_87 May 31, 2006
The act of moving your body upwards during a period of making out in an effort to obtain fellatio (blowjob) from the partner (can also be used for cunnilingus (eating out), but rarely). Such action usually requires a back and forth (left and right) movement to gain the needed height difference and can be enhanced with a hand to head encouragement motion.
"I tried to slither up on Megan last night but got turned down, 5 times."

"Sliver me timbers!" (used to make fun of those who have attempted at slithering and failed)
Slither by zachatk April 15, 2009
The result of having imbibed too many adult beverages
The frat boys were all slickered up after the football game.
slickered by Susan Nonnenberg September 8, 2005