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Bobby Shmurda 

Bobby Smurda is a rapper who loves to shmoney dance. He is popular for a religion named Shmurdism and is in prison for our sins. Also a popular name for kahoot.
I bust a shmoney dance, now she on my dick.
-Bobby Shmurda

LORD SHMURDA

A way Of Saying Bobby shmurda cause Bobby shmurda is god
LORD SHMURDA by RandellWinkleSTL February 10, 2022

met shmurda 

Went to jail.

In reference to the rapper Bobby Shmurda, who went to prison on charges including conspiracy to murder and weapons possession.

Stems from small time crooks who go to jail and claim to have met rappers or big gang members in prison.
Ryan: Nigga u talkin bout straps n shit tf u sayin, ur in my hood pull up whit the strap nundat bb gun shit.
Leon: O u think u hot shit now cuz you MET SHMURDA, nigga fuck off, either slide or shut up don go round talkin shit calling me a pussy u still ain’t shit you jus got caught.
met shmurda by Will E. Nilly May 27, 2020

bobby shmurda 

Possibly the exact reason of whats wrong with today's youth.
Some of the lyrics in his song "hot nigga" include 'I've been selling crack since like the 5th grade'
Oh and it includes
13 nigga's, 4 shit's, 3 gun's, 2 money's, 2 bitch's and 3 dumb's
The song peaked at #6 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart for a 'sec

Our youth is ruined.
Tim: "Hey scott, Have you seen that new song 'hot nigga'? Its so cool man!"
Scott: "Oh yea! Dude, bobby shmurda is so cool for selling crack in the 5th grade!"
Tim: "Ikr! I wish I could be him!"
bobby shmurda by Cewlt December 13, 2014

Bobby Shmurda Curse 

Makes your internet cut out at random times.
Sorry I keep disconnecting. I have the Bobby Shmurda Curse.
Bobby Shmurda Curse by Nigglet Logic September 5, 2018

Boshy shmurda 

To be a real ass nigga thru thick n thin. He also fuck mad shortys but he still a virgin. Be like bosh
Yo That Niga Boshy Shmurda robbed me a few days ago n i said sorry
Boshy shmurda really that niga
Boshy shmurda by Bosh niga October 27, 2020