I shit you not one cent 

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

I shit you not one cent by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

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fuck shit you by anonymous March 15, 2021

whatever "shits your kicks"

Whatever "makes you smile/happy"

Person A: I'm thinking about dying my hair light orange...
Person B: Hey, whatever "shits your kicks"!

whatever "shits your kicks" by Ima90sbb June 18, 2009

Shit you

Shit

Shit you nigger

Shit you by [e-mail] June 2, 2023

I shit you not one cent 

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

I shit you not one cent by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

Don't shit where you eat by A1988 February 16, 2020

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

don't shit where you eat by whodey June 16, 2004