Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--

Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010

shithawk 

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."

I'm watching you like a shithawk

shithawk by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shithawk 

Word used by Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys.

"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"

shithawk by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003

shitshank 

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.

Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!

shitshank by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007

Shithawk 

A big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you

I'm watching you... Like a shithawk

Shithawk by the shitapillar November 19, 2010

shithacker 

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

shithacker by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

shite hawk 

Technical word for a Sea Gull

Those huge fucking bastard birds. Mainly located in Cornwall(England) They perch them seleves outside out pastie shops and nic the fucker right out of your hand.

shite hawk by Dr Harold Shipman October 15, 2003