Scrat

A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.

“Scrat made me kill my ex-wife”

Scrat by Tiddysquisher69 June 29, 2020

Scrat

The action of forcibly shoving your balls in your partners mouth when they have lock-jaw. Mimicking Scrat from Ice Age.

Scrat: (verb)

Person 1: Yo I want to Scrat that bitch so hard tonight.

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Person 2: Oh My God, I hope I get scratted tonight.

Scrat by queefing queens November 16, 2021

scrat

for someone to do or say something completely randomly (out of the blue) for no-ones benefit, not event their own, (almost a change in personality). a scrat can appear controversial, and can either offend or humor, but possesses no worth.

a scrat can occur when driving calmly, then a sudden change takes place to an eratic mood.

scrat by fergz December 1, 2007

Scrat

A name for a hamster that is dumb and has big balls.

"Wow, that hamsters a Scrat..."

Scrat by Monty Kaplinski June 20, 2008

Scrat

That fucking retarted rat thing from ice age.
Scrat has been known to be the cause of every extinction event ever.

"Hey, remember scrat from ice age?"
"Yes, he was fucking stupid."

Scrat by Sucksthatusernameshaveawordlim December 14, 2017

Scrat

To do menial, pointless, but intensive work that you consider to be below you.

To look like scruffy urchin when you consider yourself to look quite the hunk.

'Have a good day at work?'
'Nah, I had to scrat around with the photocopier all day.'

'Sorry mate, you look a bit of a scrat.'
'I'm scrat-tascic!'

Scrat by Loopmeister August 1, 2006

Scrat

English slander or slang for Penis

You are a scrat...You are a dick!
Dont be a scrat
you are a scrat end

Scrat by Luke Keogh - Duffman June 8, 2005