schmegma 

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

schmegma by terryzz February 15, 2009

schmegma 

The dribble running down Monica's lips after blowing Bill.

This schmegma matches my dress.

schmegma by rereneau November 8, 2003

Schmegma  

The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.

"Dude my schmegma had like 3 seconds of air that time"

Schmegma by Frank Bertolli April 22, 2008

schmegma 

Smelly, White, Cheese-like substance that forms on your dick.

"After a few months Schmegma forms on his dick...I love to lick it"

schmegma by Mad Whit September 9, 2003

Schmegma 

An unidentified, often gross looking substance on door handles, refrigerators, phones, people etc. Schmegma can be found just about anywhere.

There is schmegma on the wall. Schmegma is falling from the sky. Is that schmegma on your face??

Schmegma by Just some lesbian January 7, 2005

schmegma 

the white creamy milky crusty disgusting ass crumb cheese curdled crap stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker

Blow Job Betty enjoooys liquid hot schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!

schmegma by Christian Longfellow January 21, 2004

schmegma 

A formation of dead skin cells from your penis. Some people over produce schmegma, some people hardly have much of a problem at all.

I had a yellow formation, millimeters thick that seperated my foreskin from my head the area felt a tiny bit raw but I was fine afterwards.

schmegma by normalyosis January 25, 2005