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sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample
Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....
sample slut by creaternity July 8, 2006

sample jam 

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.
Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.
sample jam by BurroughOwl May 27, 2012

sample sister 

when a person goes partner to partner faster than somebody going through the costco samples
dammmn she a sample sister she dated three guys in the same week
sample sister by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

sample fart carpet 

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

Sample bitch 

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.
"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"
Sample bitch by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

Sample Surfing 

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
Sample Surfing by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016