You Don't Win Friends With Salad 

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

You Don't Win Friends With Salad by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

San Antonio Breakfast Salad by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Slader 

1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers.
2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com

1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated.

2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.

Slader by bangbangnibba January 5, 2017

Salad is a salad 

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

Salad is a salad by boooba153 April 15, 2022

salad-daze 

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein

When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.

salad-daze by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014

Alabama Caesar Salad 

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

Alabama Caesar Salad by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

Nigga Salad 

Macaroni and Cheese with Hotdogs cut up in it.

Guy 1: Yo, my dawg. You ready for some nigga salad?

Guy 2: Yessah, my nigga! I got the Mac and Cheese if you've got the hotdogs!

Nigga Salad by ieatsdaniggasalad October 6, 2012