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Steel Reserve 

Also known as headache juice. Steel Reserve is a high gravity high alcohol content and cheaply made lager. Steel Reserve along with other malt liquors are the cheapest and easiest way to get drunk. The 211 has a horrible taste going down, and as most people who drink it will find, a horrible taste coming back up. However this taste does do an effective job of covering the alcohol. That together with its low carbonation allows for easy chugging. Steel Reserve is made and purchased for one thing and one thing only and thats to get drunk. One 24oz can will get you buzzed, two will get you drunk, and after three your in the bathroom hugging your new best friend, the toilet. If you drink it out of the glass don't expect to find a thick dark color like you would expect from a lager made with twice the ingredients of regular beer, instead you will find it has the distinct color and smell of pee.
However for someone on a budget looking to get drunk Steel Reserve is by far the best bang for the buck, just pray you don't have to go into work in the morning.
Guy 1: That Steel Reserve Stuff taste horrible.
Guy 2: Yeah but it gets me hammered for only $2.99!
Steel Reserve by MD_Addict September 18, 2008

steel reserve 

The liquid version of placing the barrel of a loaded gun in your mouth an squeezing the trigger.
Pros: Fucks you up for cheap. Most people join the Marine Corps instead. Also works as a substitute for anti-freeze.

Cons:Drinking too much steel reserve can cause spontaneous cumbustion if some asshole throws a match at you.
steel reserve by R0cketM0nkey November 15, 2010

Steel Reserve 

A "High Gravity Lager Beer" which translates into, "Cheap ass bum beer"
Ned: What's that beer that homeless guy is drinking?

Tim: You mean Steel reserve? That shit tastes like stale piss but it gets you drunk quick.

Strategic Reserve 

A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.
Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good

steel reserve 

STEEL RESERVES 211 FOR LIFE!!! hard ass fkcin brew... here in tha 209 we drink that shit like everyday. in tallies and 40's alongside them OE's and mickeys! cuz we cant be affording heinekens all tha time!! FUCKS U UP FOR CHEAP!!!! THAZ HOW US BROKE NIGGAZ DO!

drinkin it as i type this... brewed for hella long and taste like piss buh gets the job done and for cheap.. ANYONE who drinks 211 knows wat im talkin bout.....
me: damn nigga i want some brew
godbro: letz get some 211

*walks outta sto wit 4 tallies of steel reserve for $5*
-1 hour later-

me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
godbro: yup
steel reserve by J to tha M December 12, 2006

steel reserve 

A Cheap ass Malt liquor commonly known as 211. The price for a 40 is about 2.50 or less .211 is in a class w/ OE an Hurricanes for a person w/ pocket change an needs a fix me upper.Two or more your going to have yourself a violent night.
Me & my friend drank two Steel Reserves then drove to the races which didnt happen so we raced my car down a street reaching 95mph then we stopped to talk to a guy which we ended up starting a fight w/ this guy over a Cigarette.

steel reserve by HR Shovin Stuff November 19, 2007