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Realness 

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".
This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.
Realness by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Realness 

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something
Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"
Realness by ujiria November 4, 2023

Rudolph Realness 

Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.
Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.
Rudolph Realness by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

Rudolph Realness 

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.
Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.
Rudolph Realness by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024

Synthetic Realness 

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.
My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.

Stuck off the realness 

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants.
Stuck off the realness at the Hawks for 2024 New Year’s Eve party!

-Hawk S 14101 autumn