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punkin seeds 

A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!
I found 3 bloody seeds in my ass after punkin seeds with Rick. Yay, I win!

PUNKINN! 

MEME Where group gets asked their favorite vegetable and one guy responds with simply
PUNKINN!! Meaning to say pumpkin.
You: SWEET POTATOE!
Someone else: CAULIFLOWER!
Me: PUNKINN!
PUNKINN! by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021
Punkin - traditional Queenslander dish first invented by little Cambodian, often eaten with roasted pine nuts and crunchy noodles on top,
First the punkin is thrown in the oven, then removed from said oven and pan fried, but hang on to your schlong cause it’s going back in the oven, garnish with ya roasted pine nuts and crunchy noodles and indulge in some punkin
Cooked some punkin last night, fuck it was that good when the missus woke up at 4.30 I rolled over and said how good was that punkin, fuck I love some punkin - baby cam

puking at the stars

A scene only added to a television show, or movie, for its shock value.

“Puking at the stars” refers to a bizarre scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, the future Admiral Adama is shown vomiting all over himself as he lies drunk in the gutter looking up at the stars.

Fanboys of the series maintain that the “puking at the stars” scene was part of the show’s character development, that it pushed the show’s gritty envelope, and that it was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “puking at the stars” scene was vile and only added to the show’s last episode for it’s shock value.
Can you believe the producers of Battlestar Galactica added that “puking at the stars” scene to the last episode? Those guys are really full of themselves for carrying their deeply meaningful, gritty, and real delusions that far.
The elite vegetable when Daddy gets to cooking in the kitchen.
Pairs well with pine nuts and balsamic.
Said best by Mr Cam Lowry, the Alpha Blokes Chef.
" 'What's Big Daddy cookin' tonight?' 'Punkin!' 'Stop it' "
Also
"Hey babe, how good is that Punkin?"
Punkin by Rspez May 29, 2023

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.