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Sunday Crock Potting 

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
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nettie potting 

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.
nettie potting by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011

Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
Condom Potting by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014

Soup Potting 

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

Potating 

verb

the act of turning into a potato.
Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."
Potating by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

Potatoism 

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book
She believes in potatoism
Potatoism by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Crock Potting 

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
Crock Potting by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016