calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

Ponnie 

Short for Pantea, a Persian female's name with Greek origins, meaning "all the gods," or "all the flowers." A cute nickname for Pantea that non-Farsi speakers can pronounce.

"What's your name?"
"Pantea... Ponnie, for short."

Ponnie by MadeleineElster August 22, 2011

Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013

free poning it 

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

free poning it by Larla June 29, 2017

pmonibuvyctxrzewqlkjhgfdsa 

Your boredom has ascended to impossible levels. You now have the power to do anything because your boredom allows it

The power of pmonibuvyctxrzewqlkjhgfdsa Has made me more powerful than anyone

pmonibuvyctxrzewqlkjhgfdsa by MustarChubbz March 3, 2020

Poonis 

Penis
In poo
Call it a poonis

Carl got a poonis last night

Poonis by Bobthediscoverer December 5, 2019

phonic thug 

anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio

offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.

"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."

"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"

"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"

phonic thug by geek.neo April 29, 2010