pounding the flounder 

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...

She was pounding the flounder.

pounding the flounder by Did bish August 28, 2016

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

pounding acorn 

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.

Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.

pounding acorn by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008

planningly 

plan·ning·ly adv.

With or by good planning.

From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening

cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.

Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.

planningly by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005

anal pounding 

The act of ferociously moving your phallus in and out of another anus.

"WOW, last night was wild, anal pounding all night!!1!"

anal pounding by JonnyLzRyan August 8, 2006

Penguin Pounding 

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

Penguin Pounding by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

ponding basin 

An open field, usually covered with grass, about the size of a football field or larger that is sunken into the ground ten feet or more from the surrounding land. Some storm drains empty into a ponding basin. They help deal with runoff to prevent flooding. The edges are usually somewhat steep, and if they are high enough, they can be used for sledding.

We flew kites in the ponding basin, even though the ground was a little moist.

ponding basin by Muthah Monkee May 25, 2004