The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses. 

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses. by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Jungle Penetrator 

A tool used for aerial evacuation during the Vietnam War, or a man who prefers unshaved women.

Living in a military town has turned many a man into a Jungle Penetrator.

Jungle Penetrator by Vinay P. May 3, 2020

perpetrate 

The act of trying to be something you're not; wether it be a gangster or anything else in life.

Quit trying to perpetrate, Jerry. You're no good on the court!

perpetrate by Abicab September 16, 2015

perpetratin' the fraud 

simply put: faking something!
real old skool hip-hop language :)

while you were over here perpetratin' the fraud
i was overseas on the charts with boy george
you're the beginner
shante's the winner

perpetratin' the fraud by rich rick January 1, 2009

Perpetration 

From 'Perpetrate' - The act of commiting a serious wrong against another. *Please Note* Also may be classified by Degrees from 1-3 (with 1 being the worst).

"I can't even believe that ho slept with my man...that is a PERPETRATION!"
Or with degrees
"Oh no she did not wear those raggedy a$$ shoes, that is a perpetration in the 3rd degree."

Perpetration by Angela A. April 7, 2005

Derpetrator 

Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.

"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."

"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."

"I hate Tom with a burning passion."

Derpetrator by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011

perpetrating the fraud 

Term used when one acts or speaks in a way not true to character in order to decice or bamboozle others .

April: hey Jen have you met my new boyfriend Jim?. He's the one helping that old cross the street
Jen: Omg girl you're dating Jim? I just seen him last night at the bar he totally took home a Hooker
April: no way he's so dashing and debonair ... look there he goes rescuing a kitten from a tree
Jen: no girl he's just perpetrating the fraud!

Jon: dude look at that hot chick over there with the nice rack, she looks so smart reading that big novel
Jim: i knew her in high-school she wears those stick on boobs and that book she's reading is upside down LMAO
Jon: damn if she ain't perpetrating the fraud!

perpetrating the fraud by osogood03 November 22, 2010