Petronella Effect

The sudden and unexplained urge for a business owner to resist properly paying his/her/ze’s employees.

“WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE JACK! WHERE’S MY MONEY? ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM THE PETRONELLA EFFECT OR SOMETHING?

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patronizing

To speak to someone with apparent kindness, but with hidden sarcasm, or a hidden insult.

"Your SO good with everything, Abby, " said Trisha. That is patronizing.

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an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

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Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.

Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"

Also see Troll orgy

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A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

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Patronize is talking to people as if they are stupid. (like i am doing right now)

do i really need an example? i dont think so. fngh

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“boy you the real pathone”
“free wheel chair pathone perrrrrrrrrrd”

pathone by yne_miyon December 3, 2018

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