Punching 

If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating

- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.

Punching by Sugamamaaa__ January 29, 2021

Arnav Punching Syndrome 

Noun. Popularly used in the school the creator of this word.
Known for a kid, named Arnav, after having a session of rage in a Math and English class.
Most commonly cured by ice-cold water and good friends.

After math class, when the teacher erased the board.
"Arnav, you okay?"
"No."

Arnav would start punching his water bottle and make an attempt to strangle it. The rest of the class would start laughing and an inside joke was born.
A girl, named Amelia, started drawing the Arnav Punching Syndrome as a disease and the creator of the definition still has the drawing to this day.

Arnav Punching Syndrome by Han_dl November 7, 2017

Punching the Curtain 

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.

Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."

Punching the Curtain by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

Punching a grumpy 

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

Punching a grumpy by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

midget punching 

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

midget punching by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

Pinching a loaf 

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf by Bob April 6, 2004

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

Skin Pinching by SkinPincher December 29, 2009