pacifist 

a person with the right idea
don't hurt other people
don't kill other people
just go through life with smiles and laughs and never hit someone else
we all learned that in kindergarden
pacifists are the only ones who remember
violence just leads to death and jail

man: go kill that man
pacifist: are you fucking retarded why would you go kill someone?

pacifist by socalginger April 22, 2009

pacifist 

Someone who, for religious, ethical, practical, or other reasons, believes that violence and/or war are not acceptable solutions to problems.

Jill asked her church to keep on file her statement of Conscientous Objection. She didn't want there to be any question of her pacifist beliefs in case of a draft.

pacifist by Skylark January 26, 2004

pacifist aggressivist 

Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way

{Pacifist Aggressivist }Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
When Sasha approached John and called him a weirdo, John held up his hand and said. "Wait a minute, Sasha" and clasped his hands, eyes heavenward and said, "Dear God, please help me have the patience to deal with Sasha in a way that would make you proud. Please let me not stoop to her level and call her things like "feeble-minded a-hole" and "atrocious dresser. Amen". John closed his eyes for a moment and then refocused on Sasha, "Yes, Sasha. You were saying?"

pacifist aggressivist by fineattitude April 4, 2016

The Pacifist 

OEM

The Pacifist is the most amazing pacifist, the one everyone looks up to and admires. Our role model, and icon no matter what.

Oh my god is that THE Pacifist?? I'm quaking in my shoes right now.. SHOOK! I need her autograph ASAP!

The Pacifist by dailytripss April 4, 2021

pacifist 

Common English definition: someone who believes in non-violent solutions to the world's problems and that war is a crime against humanity

American definition: terrorist

Did you hear that Food Not Bombs got put on the Central Texas Terrorist Group Watch List?
Well, duh, they are a bunch of pacifists after all. You know, feeding the homeless--that's providing material support...

pacifist by whydoyouneedmyname0 October 4, 2010

Pacifisting 

When take the shy demur little office girl that wouldn't hurt a fly out for dinner and she ends up getting drunk and violently fist fucking you for the duration of the night.

Don't tell me she's into Pacifisting?!

Pacifisting by The Mailroom Mafia November 2, 2010

Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

Granola Crunching Pacifist by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020