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something ill never be good at. i cant even make a paper airplane
im bad at origami
origami by Xeries July 22, 2024

Origami Hunting 

(n.) A sport in which numerous people would make origami peace cranes, seals, pigs and other such animals and place them in inconspicuous places, that, if seen, are in plain view. Best played in work places or in schools; the winner is the person who places the most origami without them being removed. Origami placed outdoors without being disfigured are worth two origamis.
"John and I decided to play a game of Origami Hunting. I nearly won, but Mrs. Copperbottom found my origami replica of the Eiffel Tower on top of the OHP at the last minute."

Origami Asswipe 

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
Origami Asswipe by frankdux February 24, 2009

Origami Quarterback

A quarterback held in high accord who always seems to fold during critical plays and games.
Tony Romo will never get the Cowboys to a Superbowl. He's an origami quarterback; especially in the playoffs.

Origami killer 

The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby

Origami fat 

A person so out of shape their body has several folds of fat on it.
"Oh man, I was at the beach the other and there was a woman who should not have being wearing a bikini."
"She was that fat huh?"
"Put it this way, the amount of folds that were on her you'd think she was making origami."
"Ah Origami fat, never a good thing.
Origami fat by Paw Lee June 29, 2012