molester van 

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

molester van by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

child molester 

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

child molester by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

Child-molester molester 

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

Child-molester molester by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

Monstered by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

molester 

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities

"Is my husband a child molester?"

molester by Babyloo May 19, 2014

molestery 

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.

Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!

molestery by bigrudy April 8, 2010