my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

my father went to get milk by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk 

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

my dad left to get milk 

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

my dad left to get milk by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

Mustn’t Milk Myself March 

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.

Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

Mustn’t Milk Myself March by Brady31 November 7, 2018

Mythic Milk 

Another way to say legendary. A play on words, using the first half of the word legend and the second half dary.

Shawn: "Im going to start saying Mythic Milk from now on instead of legendary."
Brandon: "What the fuck? Why?"
Shawn: "Well Legend equals mythic and dary equals dairy or milk. So mythic milk man."
Brandon: "..."

Mythic Milk by reven03 August 24, 2014

Mysterious Glass o' Milk 

Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.

Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.

Mysterious Glass o' Milk by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016