romantic relationship status achieved when both partners have each other's names in all lowercase in their phones
just because you stay over every night, we go on trips together, take our children to disneyland, and have each other in our wills does NOT mean you and i are ready to be lowercase official babe
A lowercase john.com is the name of a very great man and used as a term to discribe someone with peak comedy and sheer unwillingness to take an L. If you have a lowercase john.com or even the original you should consider yourself lucky.
Man I can't believe it yesterday I saw THE lowercase john.com