Laurel & Hearty 

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).

(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

Laurel & Hearty by brooskitooski July 29, 2017

pulling a laura neal 

to kill a lgbtq+ character off in film and stories

i can’t believe stranger things may be pulling a laura neal

pulling a laura neal by evepolastrisgf June 28, 2022

Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day 

Celebrated on the 7th of October, this holiday celebrates the amazing preformances of Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in the YouTube sensations: A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. On this day, everyone who loves AVPM/S gets to roll around on the floor!

Person 1: Dude why are you rolling around on the floor?
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!

Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day by dailey13 October 6, 2010

Laureen

Very funny,has wired laugh, will help u though the up’s and downs, is a real friend never let her go.

Hi my name is Laureen

Laureen by Provided February 4, 2018

Lauren

A beautiful, deadly smart, sarcastic girl whom makes you go crazy. She's weird sometimes but she can give really good advice and tell you when you need to grow up. She's the best comforter but will tell you when your being annoying. Even if she doesn't like someone she's mature enough to tolerate the fact that she doesn't like you. She doesn't like the fact and tries to hide that's she's an easy crier. She's only mean when people deserve it and a great friend. She has a forgiving heart and can easily trust people. It takes a lot to break her but it can happen and she can sensitive at times. There's no one like her, take care of her and she'll take care of you. Don't break her. Find yourself a lauren.

"She's so beautiful, sweet and smart"
"Ah, you've found yourself a Lauren"

Lauren by lunapier November 20, 2016

Lauren

Lauren is amazing. She is the most popular, prettiest, funniest, kind, caring, sweet, gorgeous, loveable girl there is.

Everyone wants to be her, everyone looks up to her. Whenever someone has a problem, they'll immediately go to her for help. She has friends in every friendship group, from popular to the weirdos, everyone loves her. Lauren's smile hides many things, which she will share with only her most trusting friends. She the girl that all the guys want and all the girls want to be. She can get any guy she wants, and has had her fair share of boyfriends. She isn't a slut, if she's in a relationship she's in it for months, not days. She's been out with guys older and younger. She's an amazing lover and, if you have her, never let her go, because you will never come across a girl as beautiful as her ever again.

'Who's that?'
'Dude, how can you not know? That's Lauren!'
'Where's she been all my life? She's beautiful!'

Lauren by LittlePorter November 3, 2011

Lauren

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is so funny and so bright. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is hilarious, sweet, caring, loyal, kind, loving, fun, a little crazy at times, and one of a kind. She is the only friend who would actually risk their life to save you. They are determined and a little stubborn. But they know how to one in a million. Don't ever let her go. She can never be replaced

I love lauren

Lauren by Kkkkkkkkkkkk September 29, 2013