Kermitting 

The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.

That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.

Kermitting by Worlds most unstealthy ninja April 22, 2017

Kermitt

An almighty god that watches over all of us. Turquoise is the Messiah. All hail Kermitt.

DG: "Aw shit, my gf is a fucking buff unstoppable being capable of killing a denizen in two hits."
!!!: "Kermitt is too powerful."

Kermitt by ExoPoint July 29, 2019

Kermitment 

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"

Oh yeah I do Kermitment.

Kermitment by Slick2255 May 15, 2021

KermitTheFroge

Best velocity player, most handsome many simps so skillful, but keep the Russians away from him, best Minecraft bedwars player too just so seggsy

Man, I wish I could be like KermitTheFroge.

KermitTheFroge by anonymous April 13, 2021

kermittheshadysider

coolest person to exist. fancy swag fruit. funniest and most beautiful person to exist. <3

“did you see kermittheshadysiders new tiktok”

“yes omg i love them!”

kermittheshadysider by yourfavoritefruityloser September 7, 2021

KermitThePyro 

A Californian that is super hypocritical

Hey man don't be a KermitThePyro!

KermitThePyro by ZannTheMann September 11, 2021

KermitDead2591 

A pretty cool guy

“Idk man your pretty similar to KermitDead2591.”
“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”

KermitDead2591 by KermitDead November 30, 2021