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Crystals that come off kind bud. When Screened off the bud looks like sugar. When smoked a very very intense high ensues.
Why cant you function dude? I smoked Keif!Oh sorry dude I didnt know.
Keif by TytheFLy November 12, 2003
when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)
Man you just got keefered
Keefered by Keefering July 29, 2018

Wilhelm Keitel 

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
Wilhelm Keitel by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

keiser soze 

1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)

2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"
keiser soze by ATS November 8, 2007
Kefe means coffee
Ask a poly if the want kefe, and they will love you forever.
Palangi: you want some kefe?
Poly: sure, I love kefe. Gummon let’s have a chat outside my friend..
Palangi: okay I’d love that moepe
Kefe by Liki my minge😘 January 30, 2021
is a great guy loves to play games and is very caring if your on his good side you'll love it.
keiner is nice.
keiner by anonymous November 8, 2020