jooked 

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

jooked by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

Jouped 

When you get trolled so hard by a certain Joup's trickery that you cannot possibly retain any previous dignity.

My friend put a fish in my locker. I got jouped so hard.

Jouped by notdembo June 23, 2021

Jooper 

A trustworthy person that is with you whether you need them or not, someone who has a huge amount of IQ and is highly intelligent due to curiosity, also has high self-esteem that helps them make friends anywhere any day and anytime they want or need, Joopers can also adapt to their environment really quickly making them learn at a superhuman speed, these people are omniverts notably thriving alone or with company making them the star of every conversational gatherings, some have nice voice, some can dance, but all have unique talents, all of them are girl magnets and good flirters, also called as the most loved creation of God these people are almost perfect if not for the fact that they are psychopaths

hey, you're a "Jooper" aren't you?

Jooper by JackINTHEBOX06 January 21, 2022

jooked 

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

jooked by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

Jooged 

More than a poke but less than a stab.

She jooged me with a pencil.

Jooged by Poke/stab February 11, 2018

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

Jooed by adam October 15, 2004

joofed 

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

joofed by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005