jockstrap masochism 

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

jockstrap masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Jockstrap Cowboy 

The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.

Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.

Jockstrap Cowboy by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010

jockstrap sniffer 

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.

I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.

jockstrap sniffer by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

jockstrap scholarship 

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

jockstrap scholarship by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

jockstrap award 

The term 'jockstrap award' is sometimes used as slang in the same way 'coattails' is used, i.e., to imply that someone has achieved success simply by being with someone else with more talent. A jockstrap award (or jockstrap medal) is 'given' (usually tongue-in-cheek) to someone who has achieved success by being at the right place at the right time, not necessarily through their own talents.

Members of the Chicago Bulls got jockstrap awards when Michael Jordan led them to their championships.

jockstrap award by Tim Truck November 7, 2007

Jockstrap Faggot 

Someone, usually a male, who uses body building, football, wrestling, etc. as their only defense. They form organized groups of friends, usually fellow team members. They commonly use the words "tool" and "goon" as a comeback against anything.

The difference between a jockstrap faggot and a jock is that a jockstrap faggot has an inferiority complex that is clearly obvious to the public. They make their athletic ability known only to hide their insecurities.

"Joe is a jockstrap faggot. He always takes pictures of his muscles but when there's a real fight he's churning out the excuses. Maybe he's secretly hiding the fact that he's gay?"

"When I told him off he just called me a 'toolbox.' What a jockstrap faggot."

Jockstrap Faggot by idontmeantosoundhomophobic January 14, 2010

jockstrap boobs 

tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs

ewww shes got jockstrap boobs

jockstrap boobs by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008