Inkism 

The hatred, dislike, or general prejudgment of those with tattoos. Inkism is common among employers, often turning down potential employees because of their tattoos. Inkism is commonly characterized by people assuming one with tattoos is a criminal, rebel, or outcast in society.

Andy: Hey, how did your job interview go man?
Robert: Not good man, I don't think I am going to get the job, the guy interviewing me saw my tattoo and didn't seem to happy about it.
Andy: Man, Inkism should be illegal!

Inkism by KazWithTattoos July 11, 2012

It insists upon itself 

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.

Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.

It insists upon itself by Ole Gil September 22, 2007

canadian home invasion 

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.

I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!

canadian home invasion by Chel Crow March 9, 2016

infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

infistigate by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020

invisible protis sniper 

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-

I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

invisible protis sniper by Kindness1157 July 16, 2011

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.

So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!

invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017