(Insert Name Here) 

A dick who decides to either create a glowing definition of himself on Urban Dictionary, or looks up his own name on aforementioned site.

You're trying to find your name, huh? You vane (insert name here)!

(Insert Name Here) by Ianislol April 25, 2017

[insert character] irl 

Being a irl of a character means you ARE this character.

My friend is insert character irl!

[insert character] irl by unknown nonsense April 20, 2022

[Insert your name here] 

Some dumbass who looked up their name on Urban Dictionary.

insert your name here looked up their name on Urban Dictionary, what a dumbass.

[Insert your name here] by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

(insert name)'s junk 

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

(insert name)'s junk by lolemma March 1, 2009

Insert Child's Name Here 

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

Insert Child's Name Here by DW June 11, 2004

insert dick 

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk

My computer prompts me to insert dick

insert dick by dildo777 April 9, 2022

*insert name here* 

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

*insert name here* by El ritardo June 1, 2019