impulse buy 

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.

Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy

impulse buy by amachronic January 5, 2009

impulse buy-curious 

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.

"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"

impulse buy-curious by l33tatrl January 3, 2009

Impulse 

a sudden desire; urge: an instinctive motive.

impulse shopper

Impulse by iamxray August 7, 2009

implosive diarrhea 

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

implosive diarrhea by jack bruce June 29, 2005

Impulse April 

The one month of the year where you can do the things that scared you, with an excuse.

“Oh my gosh! You got bangs!”

“Yeah, I’ve wanted to for a while, and it’s Impulse April, so I thought ‘why not?’”

Impulse April by xmadesie May 24, 2022

Imposive

Tending to force something unwelcome or unwanted to be accepted or put in its place.

He was very imposive on anyone who crossed his path.

Imposive by DefinedWords October 16, 2016

Impaulsive 

The #1 podcast in the world.
It’s actually not bad but man KSI’s video reacting to impaulsive after winning the fight is still funny

What is the #1 podcast in the world?

Mate it’s clearly impaulsive. Joe Rogan? Never heard of him lol.

Impaulsive by S/he’s just a friend March 4, 2023