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Kundi Lord/Humsy 

A very big and obese Indian brown boy. With his amazing and unhealthy diet also comes his amazing ability to start his own business (Kundi Corp) and will slowly be overwhelmed with success and power that he drives his family and friends away from him and is a loner for the rest of his life. The Kundi Corp was once inspired by the Kundi Lord's first time that he applied for a job at McDonalds but was rejected multiple times because they could not fit him through the door into the McDonalds building. But with rejection came the brilliant idea of Kundi Corp which has now spiraled into the markets. Despite his brown skin and culture is still shit at basketball. Has eyes only for Angels.
Jordan: Look Cian its a Kundi Lord/Humsy
Cian: wow that's a big one
Kundi Lord/Humsy: *Squashes Cian and Jordan**
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hums is a slang for marijuana.
hums by JDW99 March 28, 2007

Humsnoodle 

A dear friend that you can count on in any given situation and will always be there for you.
Kenneth: Thank you sooo much for coming through! I didn’t know whot to call!!
Lindsey: Aw Stop, you know You can count on me whenever!
Kenneth: Aww.. you're a Humsnoodle!!
Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.
I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.
humster by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010
Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes
humstep by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013
Having music on your Ipod, or slang for saying you have a new song or CD or when refering to a song you heard on the Raido
Andrew: yo man did you catch those new hums from 50?

Avery: naw man but I head that junk had some mad beats
hums by Dutchkid January 15, 2008

Humstrum 

A cats gut stretched across a pigs ass that you pick your teeth with.
Girl: Daddy can I have ice cream?

Dad: Leave me the hell alone or I will give you the humstrum.
Humstrum by Sgt.Politeness August 19, 2011