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Hommus Sapiens 

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).
"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"
Hommus Sapiens by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011
Related Words

Mon homme 

French term of endearment for a man. Generally means my darling, honey, sweetie. Literally means, "My Man". How an over thirty something female refers to her masculine lover.
Where is mon homme?
Mon homme by LuluBleu August 13, 2017

lil hommie 

A "hommie" (friend or even an acquaintance) of the smallest caliber.

A lil (little for all you white folks out there) hommie will ask you to pass them an object that is 3 feet from their body and 15 feet away from yours. This is someone who will make plans to hang with 10 people while fully knowing that they will only have time to kick it with 2 or 3 of the people, predetermining to flake out/blow off at least 7 other people.

A lil hommie is someone who is still your hommie and therefore cannot be avoided altogether but each "chill sesh" you spend with them frustrates you at the caliber of their friendship towards you and their general respect for all other humans besides themselves.
Hommie 1: Dude, Cade ate all the mother-flippin' bacon and left the eggs and pancakes for the rest of us...

Hommie 2: What a lil hommie...
lil hommie by Snaze4Daze October 8, 2017

hommie hopper

when a girl dates her boyfriends friends after they break up.In other words she hops from homie to homie

some times a girl is a hommie hopper because she cant keep a relationship going
Angela went out with Colter, then Shane, and now Dylan. She is such a hommie hopper!

hommocks 

Another word for HELL, this one implying that hell is shaped like a swastica.
also where a pedophilic gym teacher resides.
Let me touch you, little girl!
Fuck off, Mr. WArren. Go to Hell
hommocks by meifunk June 3, 2005

Joshua Homme 

Joshua Michael Homme (born May 17, 1973) is a musician from Palm Desert, California.
He is most famous for his band Queens of the Stone Age but has worked with other bands such as Eagles of Death Metal, Screaming Trees and The Desert Sessions.

Josh works with various artists including Nick Oliveri, Mark Lanegan, Dave Grohl, Jesse "The Devil" Hughes and Troy Van Leeuwen.
Most of the people he works with are known to take mushrooms, LSD and other drugs in the desert to make music.
This is released as The Desert Sessions.
Joshua Homme is 6ft 5 and will kick your ass.
Joshua Homme by Alf Muniz June 24, 2006