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Henning Around 

The act of searching through your house for snacks, typically while stoned
“Tyler, stop henning around so we can start this movie”
Henning Around by erinsorenson April 25, 2021

chris hansoning 

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile
Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.
chris hansoning by judewelos October 27, 2017

red henning 

Used to describe poor business decisions based on ones political beliefs.
"She was fine with her staff harassing her conservative customers, she was red henning and her business suffered for it."
red henning by Mr.K P Bacon July 2, 2018

Gracie Henning 

Gracie Henning is the best friend I could have ever asked for. She is always there for me. Even when her herself is upset she pushed forward to help me. We haven't been friends for long but now I cant imagine losing her. I have already cried many times at the though of her moving away. I want to keep in touch so bad but I am afraid we will split. I love you gracie thank you for stepping up to be my best friend when all my old ones left me. Thank you for staying my friend even though I am annying as crap. I love you Gracie. Never leave me pls.. Not like lexa did. But thank you for being tere for me when alexa did break me. You glued me back together. ILY
Gracie Henning is my amazing b*tch.
Gracie Henning by MaKKKKKKKKKK March 25, 2019
When a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like Bravo, shopping, celebrities or Candy Crush c.) bitch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.
"Look at our wives over there, Henning it up."
Henning by Man Week! August 18, 2013
To sit on the toilet with clothes on prior to releasing your bowls. The point of this act is to heat the toilet seat up, like a hen sits on eggs to warm them.
1: Dude you can't shit with your pants on.
2: Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm henning.
1: AHHH FUCK, the seat's cold!
Henning by chaddwards March 27, 2010