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Angry Stephen Hawking 

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.
Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!
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Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.
That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

Hawkwing 

A cat who was part of a prophecy to destroy magic. Of course, she had to fall in love with the villain in the story, and didn't do her part. Instead, Ashheart came in and killed Bloodlust (the bad guy).
Hawkwing gazed into the distance, wondering where Bloodlust could be.
Hawkwing by ShadowxStar February 16, 2017

Brown-Hawking 

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.
man, why you brown-hawking that dude?
Brown-Hawking by Saort May 11, 2011

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
zipper hawking by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

Stephen hawking's wheelchair 

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.
Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

Sneaky Hawking 

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.
It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.