Harboring A Wookie 

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

Harboring A Wookie by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009

harboring a pearl 

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina

She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl

harboring a pearl by knipper5 March 22, 2010

harboring a wookie 

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

harboring a wookie by carrieparker December 30, 2008

harboring hoes 

harboring ie 'harboring hoes', is a hater tactic, where you notice a chance to comfort and agree your way into pussy by hating on a homie to look good in contrast cuz you cant get attractive female attention otherwise. providing a falsely safe 'harbor' to comfort them into fucking you. its low level and easily noticeable. its a violation against the homies and is a slappable offense. symptoms include simping, hating on your friends, being fake, getting upset when the hoe speaks to any other man, isolating.

bro look at ole whats his name over there harboring hoes that little sneak. got her moved in right after his homie left her. house look like pearl harbor.

harboring hoes by Malachi Broski August 20, 2024

pearl harboring

When one is sitting within the cuck chair and goon upon the two making love within the bed.

“Oh I love pearl harboring on my local librarian and her husband.”

pearl harboring by local librarian lover March 20, 2026

Hambourine 

Hambourine is the one true god, and ruler of all. Hambourine regularily drives around in his Hamborghini to meet his cult memb- I mean followers, and bless them. Hambourine is life, Hambourine is death. Hambourine is everything.

Person 1: "Oh so you don't worship the Hambourine, Holy God of Everything?"
*Person 1 Pulls Out Gun*
Person 2: "Bro chill"
Person 1: "You're dead!"
Person 2: "Please help Lord Jesus!"
*Person 1 Shoots Person 2*
Person 1: "You should've been worshipping the great Hambourine."

Hambourine by The Hambourine's Advisor December 4, 2022