Door Handling 

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

Door Handling by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

man handling

The unauthorized handling of another.

Peach was man handling me as he dragged me from room to room in ventrilo without my consent.

man handling by yewWishyewKnew February 9, 2014

infinity plus shipping and handling 

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.

"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"

infinity plus shipping and handling by Bryan B June 9, 2005

shipping'n'handling 

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

shipping'n'handling by Dave February 18, 2004

Shipping and Handling 

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

Shipping and Handling by suburbania January 21, 2011

artificial handling 

When an employee pretends to work an assignment or file by putting some bullshit notes in the file, but never really works on it. This gives the appearance that the assignment, case or project is moving forward. Ultimately the case is not resolved.

This file looks like artificial handling. Nobody was ever contacted but the notes show their were multiple attempts to contact.

Notes: Called Party A, no answer, left message. Called Party B, too busy to talk. Waiting for additional information from the parties.

artificial handling by cjgarcia20 April 10, 2011

Pam-handling 

Sponging off your followers by begging for money or free trade services, by making up sob stories about how hard your life is. Meanwhile posting pictures of your expensive house or apartment and all the fun things you're doing.

Did you see Katie online? she was Pam-handling again. She said she over-drafted her bank account and asked her followers to send her money because she wanted to get drunk tonight.

Pam-handling by f-offer July 31, 2023