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Hammering Drywall

When your chick isn't wet yet and you start hammering her dry vagina walls.
I had to be at work in 15 minutes, there was no time for foreplay, so I just started hammering drywall until I was done.. and she was sobbing.
Hammering Drywall by emilylovesgold September 21, 2011

hammering tommy fury 

Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering
“I’m hammering tommy fury
hammering tommy fury by Chach12369 February 26, 2023

Hammering the nail 

Getting kicked in the dick while erect
This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
Hammering the nail by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

Orthodox Hammering 

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

jan hammering 

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.
Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.
jan hammering by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

Hog Hammering 

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.
Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.
Hog Hammering by Supra man June 24, 2014