Guan Yu 

Guan Yu was said to be worth a thousand soldiers on the battlefield. He was oath brother to Liu Bei & Zhang Fei, and the leader of the Five Tiger Generals of the Shu-Han. Second to none in valor, he was captured by the Wu forces while defending Jing.

Guan Yu by Steve E. Schoen, Jr. October 2, 2003

Guan Du 

Historical site where Cao Cao crushed Yuan Shao's army to take control of the He Bei region, in northern China.

Guan Du by Steve E. Schoen, Jr. September 25, 2003

Guan Guan skrt skrt 

The action of internally destroying ones inner intestines or disintergrating there ankles in a mere second causing them to be unable to function as human beings anymore.

I will Guan Guan skrt skrt my dad in the morning cause he ain’t a real geezer innit.

Guan Guan skrt skrt by The Guan master August 12, 2019

Guan the way 

When your name is Guan and you tell ppl that you're on the way but you were just kidding and still in bed.

Hey guys, I'm Guan the way!!! #gtw

Guan the way by GuanTheWay February 15, 2018

Guan Di 

In the Chinese pantheon of Gods he is the Patron Saint of Bean Curd (tofu), War, and the general protector of the souls of the dead. Made "famous" by being the featured monster in the cult movie "My Name is Bruce."

With Flashing Red Eyes, & a Flowing White Beard, Everyone Knew He Was a God to Be Feared! Guan Di is his name, Guan Di is his name, Guan Yu Guan Me, Guan Di, Guan Di is his name!

Guan Di by ACIDHEAD July 19, 2009

Guan Yi 

smart kid, usually the person who beats u in every subject as well as non-curriculum subjects.

Person 1: gee.. this kid is such a Guan Yi
Person 2: yeah I am really jealous of him

Guan Yi by g.u_an._.y.i May 26, 2022

Guan Yu 

A verbal command for someone to leave the general area

Guan Yu, get da hell outta here!

Guan Yu by jrbobdobbs June 12, 2004