Groin Shave Reveal

a.k.a. GSR

noun.

This is when more often a male shaves his trail, bush, etc, and wears his pants, trunks slung so low that it's clear that he no longer has hair where he ordinarily would.

The GSR is most often spotted at the beach on young, body conscious males or in night clubs on males that you know come with a side of chlamydia.

Check out that dude with the Groin Shave Reveal. He has total razor burn.

Groin Shave Reveal by s.e.p.h. August 22, 2010

Groin Hook 

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

Groin Hook by willie11 April 21, 2011

Groin Tash

Alternative phrase for the female vagina or gash. When a lady's pubic hair looks like a moustache.

I need to wax my groin tash before I go on holiday....

Groin Tash by Dirty JD October 12, 2015

Groin Ferret

A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the

Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".

Groin Ferret by A Muskateer August 26, 2016

groin rage 

The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.

HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!

groin rage by gregjockca October 22, 2010

Groin Clench 

When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.

Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!

Groin Clench by BaileyBoo28 April 21, 2011

groin gazing 

Looking at boners in ads.

Did you see Vice's new article on groin gazing?

groin gazing by badfeminist March 16, 2014