Groining 

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

Groining by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013

Groining 

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.

nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*

Groining by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011

Growning 

Frowning and Growling = Growning

Basically an upset person. Especially toddlers, teenagers, and old guys who started drinking at 10 in the morning.

"Why are you growning so much?"
"Finals are next week, also, wE ARE OUT OF MILK."

Growning by eowyn7 March 12, 2019

groaring 

A combination of the word "roaring" and "growling", as in the sound of hunger. Invented by a hungry jaime in 2007.

My stomach is groaring cause i haven't eaten since 2!

groaring by yogi20024 December 15, 2008

grooning 

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.

"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"

grooning by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009

Matt groening’s 

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.

Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan

Matt groening’s by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021

Groganing 

The act of hooking up with a guy with a girlfriend

Oh man are you going to go groganing with that usm boy

Groganing by Mk02fun August 17, 2018