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Grutting 

When you have sex with a fat male lorry driver from behind, but instead of actually inserting the penis into the anus, you just thrust your penis back and forth within his arse crack, using his sweaty butt cheeks to stimulate yourself.
"I'm not ready for anal just yet, would you mine if we had a go at grutting instead?" - Fat Lorry Driver

"I tottally grutted that guy at the truck stop last night, it was rough as fuck" - Guy who fucked Fat Lorry Driver
Grutting by Major_tom September 6, 2016
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1. Gretting
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more. Often includes a jig, perhaps in the bathroom, while listening to music and gretting simultaneously.
I had an amazing gretting the other week, serious jigging.
Getting In There with someone, which is where the GIT is derived from. Can be used in a normal conversation between people and other people will not realise what is being said.
Friend is chattin up a girl.
"Gerard stop gitting would you!"
gitting by Ryan_Smith_wba December 27, 2007
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.
Season's Grettings
Gretting by Lucydougal December 19, 2011

grifting 

(adj) shitting one's pants.
Did you see that dude? He grifted his pants! OMG, Sally is grifting her pants too in band practice!
grifting by Texan_Pride April 26, 2017

grifting 

this kebab is grifting!
grifting by Michael Homer August 13, 2006