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Grutting 

When you have sex with a fat male lorry driver from behind, but instead of actually inserting the penis into the anus, you just thrust your penis back and forth within his arse crack, using his sweaty butt cheeks to stimulate yourself.
"I'm not ready for anal just yet, would you mine if we had a go at grutting instead?" - Fat Lorry Driver

"I tottally grutted that guy at the truck stop last night, it was rough as fuck" - Guy who fucked Fat Lorry Driver
Grutting by Major_tom September 6, 2016
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grutting 

the sound a woman or man makes when deep throating a penis
"should of seen her grutting away, it was awsome!"
grutting by the dooms July 19, 2012

grunting a loaf 

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.
grunting a loaf by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

David the Grunting Spacker 

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

worm grunting 

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.
Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.
worm grunting by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

gutting the tuna 

Having sex with a girl on her period
She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess
gutting the tuna by bardamock September 11, 2012

Grunting Face Curse 

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.
Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.
Grunting Face Curse by Scoots January 22, 2003
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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