Grutting

When you have sex with a fat male lorry driver from behind, but instead of actually inserting the penis into the anus, you just thrust your penis back and forth within his arse crack, using his sweaty butt cheeks to stimulate yourself.

"I'm not ready for anal just yet, would you mine if we had a go at grutting instead?" - Fat Lorry Driver

"I tottally grutted that guy at the truck stop last night, it was rough as fuck" - Guy who fucked Fat Lorry Driver

by Major_tom September 6, 2016

grutting

the sound a woman or man makes when deep throating a penis

"should of seen her grutting away, it was awsome!"

by the dooms July 19, 2012

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

gutting the tuna

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

by bardamock September 11, 2012

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003