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A girl who will lose her mind and think of eating your balls at a flint of a second. She thinks your a celebrity. She looks like she has schizophrenia but she's just a little nervous.
Your walking in the mall and you see a girl glitch.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."

Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
Glitch by umbreonxxx December 14, 2019
a defect, a flaw(see also bug)
Carefully thinking the scheme over revealed a glitch in his plan.
glitch by Light Joker January 1, 2005
the internets best forum where friends and loves can be made
i am going to www.glitch.us for a good time and to forget all the problems in the world
glitch by masterK December 7, 2004
Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.
Deja-vu means there's a glitch in the matrix, Keanu, you cardboard cut out of an actor!
Glitch by Pauly T November 13, 2003
a very broad term meaning cool and awesome.
to describe something cool and awesome (glitchy)
Sam: "I got some new headphones, they're glitchy."
glitch by The smart brunette June 5, 2009
The word glitch is a mix of two words- ugly and bitch. So if you call someone a glitch you are calling them an ugly bitch.
That glitch stole my money.
Glitch by Somechildontheinternet January 8, 2017