Girthy dong 

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

Girthy dong by Munch919 October 22, 2015

Girthy Nipples 

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.

Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!

Girthy Nipples by Gingergasm December 18, 2010

Girthy Turd 

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

Girthy Turd by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

girthy meat 

the male penis which is enlarged and girthy

Rinatore has girthy meat.

girthy meat by kimmay April 10, 2005

girthy chode 

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

girthy chode by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

girthy oak 

An oak tree that has the girthiest base anyone has ever seen

That tree over there is a girthy oak.

girthy oak by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?

Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?

Girthy’s Paradox by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021