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Meat Gazer 

One who stares at a man's package.
"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."
Meat Gazer by Retro February 17, 2003

Meat Gazer 

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.
I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.
Meat Gazer by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

poon gazer 

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!
poon gazer by amanis December 9, 2008

crotch-gazer 

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
crotch-gazer by June Monsoon October 8, 2013

Meat Gazer 

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.
Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)
Meat Gazer by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006

sack gazer 

A male person who enjoys viewing (or gazing at) the male genitalia. Possible origin: Homophobic and/or hilarious electrical contractor.
Cover your shame, Jim. That sack gazer is checking out your package.
sack gazer by Jim Bartler September 26, 2006