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Gargle Monkey 

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).
This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.
Gargle Monkey by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

gargle my hog 

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.
Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.
gargle my hog by Welsk March 15, 2016

Gargle It 

Commonly used phrase at WPI in Worcester, MA that has evolved from the NH definition into a word that can be used in any and all situations.
Guy 1: You suck at this game.
Guy 2: Gargle It.

Guy 1: Hey what's happening?
Guy 2: Gargle It.

Girl 1: WOW! You are really smart!
Guy 1: Thanks! Gargle It.
Gargle It by Gargle It (WPI) January 7, 2011

Gargle the Kids 

How was she? Did she gargle the kids or toss the salad?
Gargle the Kids by buckyz December 24, 2009

gargle mayonnaise 

To Suck Cock and sallow the Man Butter
Man that bitch can Gargle Mayonnaise like a vacuum

Gargle-fuzz 

The soft pubes that stick to your lips and in between your teeth after deepthroating some hairy dick
Goddayum baby! that Gargle-fuzz makes you look so.....attractive? no that cant be right, when was my girlfriend ever attractive??
Gargle-fuzz by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022