Fütiebäg 

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.

Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?

Fütiebäg by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

futility 

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

futility by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

relative futility 

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

relative futility by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

FUTIVES 

The best Cod YouTuber out there no other cod youtuber is like him, He has the most skill he is the best that will ever come from cod his aim is unmatchable and his tactics are perfect

Futives is the best

FUTIVES by ExoGhost cool like September 11, 2020

Futilize 

To make something futile or worthless

Just as utilize means to make something utile, futilize means to make something futile.

If Leah gets an abortion, this will futilize all the bickering over who will be the godparents of the baby.

Global warming futilizes the production of fur coats.

The weevils will futilize the farm land.

Futilize by wordtsar January 2, 2014

exercise in futility 

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

exercise in futility by Herzlos March 19, 2008

futtle 

To move about in an indecisive and dithering manner.

She futtled about getting ready to go to the cinema.

futtle by GMO January 11, 2004