Fuck me running with a pogo stick 

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

Fuck me running with a pogo stick by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

Well fuck me running sideways 

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

Well fuck me running sideways by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022

fuck me running

What you say as a drummer when you don't pay attention and keep playing 15 seconds after the song ends.

Dave Mustaine: (Finishes playing Paranoid cover) Nick, Nick NICK!!!!
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...

fuck me running by HotPotato November 10, 2009

Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.

Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!

Fuck Me Running by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 13, 2008

well fuck me running 

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

well fuck me running by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

Fuck Me Running by Stormy G January 5, 2012

well fuck me running 

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

well fuck me running by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003