false flosser 

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

false flosser by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

Bum flosser 

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

Bum flosser by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

Flossed Out 

Too look cool, tight, flashy, etc.

Originally coined by The B.G.

"I stay flossed out all through the week, my money long, oh you don't know i'm the B.G."

- B.G - Bling Bling

Flossed Out by Altai January 18, 2010

Flussering

To swindle someone by deceiving them with the use of fictional and seemingly disconnected vocabulary.

"My sociological strata permits me to occupy the second-rate magical condition of historical information"
"Dude, are you flussering me right now?"

Flussering by Injio February 9, 2015

Flossed 

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

Flossed by Deekdel July 25, 2016

flooser 

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

flooser by lyngus April 21, 2005

get your teeth flossed 

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

get your teeth flossed by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012